I am master of
TICKLE PILLOW. Well, me and Dad are. We are also masters of
DEPART AFFAIR and
SEWING BARRON.
But not, alas, of CASTLE LADDER, GARDEN POWDER, FAMINE DESIRE, or BUDGET CARPET.
ORANGE HARDLY, you ask? Not yet.
But BATTLE FINGER. Ahhhh, yes we will always have
BATTLE FINGER.