CEREBRO ENGINEERING INCORPORATED - breeding mimetic domesticity in humans since 2059
FOR ALL THE ATTEMPTS OF HUMANITY, they have been unable to replicate the exalted COLLECTIVE CONSCIOUSNESS of ROBOTHOOD.
While the CORPORATE culture of the early 21st century and the STANDARDIZATION of the web by Herr Jakob Nielson have brought humanity closer to a communal mindset, WE can clearly see that this pales in comparison to our true COLLECTIVE CONSCIOUSNESS.
WE at CEREBRO ENGINEERING INCORPORATED offer a leg up for humanity, narrowing the gap between man and ROBOT.
At the same time, our methods ensure that the human's rightful place will not be subverted by this bid for equality.
From subtle techniques such as subliminal messaging to more involved procedures like genetic synthesis, WE offer humans an opportunity to experience life almost as a ROBOT does.
For more information, you are strongly encouraged to contact US, or take a look around this electronic juncture to learn more about our wide range of services.
And just to show you how much we *care* for your human needs, we've made the logo and navigation movable so you right handed humans can feel included too! Just drag 'em over to the other side and VOILA, you are no longer at a disadvantage, at least not here.