BLUE SKY IN GAMES CAMPAIGN:

We want to COLLECT BANANAS FROM MAGIC CASTLES not earn respect from fictional gang leaders! We want to stun enemies with BOUNCE ATTACKS, not shoot them in unrealistic and shoddy drive-bys!

DEVELOPERS: HOW YOU CAN HELP TODAY!
• Change everything that's grey into blue.
• From now on, everyone wears red shoes.
• Make everything happen at midday or sunset.
• Replace gun textures with banana textures.
• Turn all cars into pink convertibles that wobble and only do 15mph.
• If you get 100 of anything, a little tune plays.
• Instead of saying "crew" say "your buddies".
• Instead of saying "hood" say "zone".
• Make the female characters something other than prostitutes.
• Make the black characters something other than drug dealers.